" ...Your Web Site is a
Career Critical Decision...
So Don't Blow It!"

                                                       Don Lokke Jr - WorldComedyNetwork

Let's get this straight. I'm not going to be "PC". It's your career, your future and you've heard enough MySpace fairy tales. It's time for some solid business advice based on hard cold facts.

" ...comedian web sites are
NOT created equal..."


If you already have a web site, you need to hear what I have to say. The differences are so profound, they can literally change your career. Two years ago... It was a toss up. Any site would do. You just had to have a web site. Make it look good and you had a fighting chance? Right?

" Then came MySpace..."

MySpace is a great fan site. A great place to market your shows and products. Never forget, it's NOT yours! Every minute you spend gathering "friends" is a minute you spend working for them. They can change policies, owners and decide you are not following their rules. It can be over in an instant. Read their "Terms of Service". Most comedians and bands are in violation. It might surprise you. On the other hand, your web site is under your control. You own it. Big difference.

" Back to the basics.... Never"

Every comedian needs a web site. Appearance schedule, media and photos, bio, booking info, products page and a few other features, right? The best sites have Flash, right? Did you know that search engines can't "spider" flash sites... They don't get listed unless you know the secret. Web sites need to be structured to meet your marketing goals. Like an iceberg web sites should have more you don't see than you do see.

" Here's what we are hiding... Insider Tools..."

We turned our comedian web sites into the ultimate marketing tools. For the first time comedians had serious marketing tools and a real booking advantage. They could access a database of bookers, clubs, promoters, and more. Our web site backend became a marketing gateway that connected them to comedy bookers. Before we were done, we took it to the next level with even more Insider Tools. Then we completed our massive network of over 80 popular comedy domains. The World Comedy Network! Our revolutionary Network provides massive exposure at local, regional, national and international levels for our clients. In fact, we served over 5.6 million banner ads linked to our comedians in the first three quarters of 2006. Yes, we advertise our clients worldwide! By connecting individual comedian sites to our network, we jumpstart their traffic, improve their acceptance and ranking in search engines and give them instant exposure worldwide.

" More Insider tools... a RSS Comedy Newsfeed, Comedy Ticketing, Email Press Kits, Event Marketing, Sponsor Packages, Booking Promotion, and Broadband Comedy Radio!"

Still think all comedy web sites are the same? Our sites are jam packed with insider marketing tools... RSS newsfeeds, comedy ticketing, email press kits, viral event marketing, sponsor packaging, booking promotion, and even broadband comedy radio! Add national CD/DVD marketing, pre-written press releases, pre-written MySpace Bulletins, pre-written MySpace Invitation code, pre-written code for event coupons and flyers, Craig's List Ads, and more.... You get the idea. We are changing the face of event marketing in comedy.

" Take a Peek... Go Ahead..."




"We Got Tools... Do You?"
We'll Share... Really...


So what's all this worth to you? What is it worth to be able to send an email media kit in minutes to a booker who's making a decision NOW. What is it worth to send the world a press release for every show you do? What is it worth to have banner ads running in New York, London, LA and Amsterdam for years before you ever get there. What's it worth to have your comedy played on Worldwide Radio? What's it worth to have access to a booking database? What's this kind of competitive advantage worth to your comedy career?

We Specialize In Competitive Advantages?

Why do you have a web site? What is your web site supposed to do? Comedian web sites are critical to comedy careers. Bookers, agents, casting directors, and fans connect to you through your web site. They make decisions based on what they find there. Your web site is your ultimate sales tool.

Here's Another One...

Order Your Web Site Today and Get My Special Bonus Report
"Comedians Guide to
$8000 Every Month"




Time to start thinking about your comedy business. This ebook could change your financial situation in days. If you are as serious about your comedy career as I am, this is a must read. I took a 4-year look at why comedians are broke. Applied 28-years of gorilla marketing tactics and flipped the business of comedy upside down. Section one of my multi-part series was written specifically for comedians that want cash fast! For starters, I explain how you can earn up to $8000 every month. This will change the face of comedy forever. Find out why comedy shows fail, why seats go empty, why comedians lose money promoting independent comedy shows at great clubs! It's a fast read with lightening flashes and thunder claps. Get ready for more valuable sections covering how any comedian can find comedy sponsors, the way to trap comedy success, how to double your income every comedy night and other critical comedy business topics. Take immediate delivery as a PDF format digital file download and save shipping order it now for just $39.95 or get it as one of the resources built into your new website.


BECOME AN AFFILIATE
REFER BUYERS AND
EARN 40% ON SALES
ON THIS EBOOK


So What About the Web Site?

What do you get? Here's the breakdown and links for three comedian sites we completed under this special offer:

  • YourName.com Domain Registered to You
  • Full Featured 8-Page Comedian Web Site Built
  • Email and Phone Support
  • Custom Email PressKit and Booking Database Access
  • Featured Listing in TheComicList.com
  • We Promote Your Site worldwide with Banner Ads every month
  • Your Site Comedy Database Connected
You get a complete web site with your name as the domain name (if available). That means www.YourName.com If your name is taken we will help you find a better one (domain name that is, grin). We build a very effective professional entertainment site designed to market you to bookers and fans based on the best of the custom sites we've built for our comedian clients.

In fact, as our web site client we run advertising for you. We run banner ads worldwide in our comedy network! Last year we ran over 6.8 million banner ads linking to our comedians individually! That means, local, regional, national and even international exposure!

We graphicly customize our basic template. It's customized to match your image and it usually takes 2-4 days depending on our schedule. There are no hidden fees. Pay the $350 and we get started. We register your domain name, set it up on one of our servers and start building your site. We do all the work. You get phone and email support to make sure you understand how to edit your content. Hosting is just $27.50 per month billed to your major credit card, cancel any time. $350 set-up fee.

Why the great deal? Your web site and more importantly your participation in our comedy network makes us stronger, more active and more valuable to fans. So we want your participation enough to substidize your web site construction.

Instant Web Credibility
We link your site to our top rated comedy network of sites and then we promote your site in our massive comedy network, a SEO technique that gives you search engine credibility for higher ranking and more traffic, a major competitive advantage!


Reserve Your Site Today!



After payment is completed visit the site set-up info form.
CLICK HERE
Sites we built for comedians - Take a look at These Sites
THESE ARE REAL COMEDIANS AND REAL SITES, NOT DEMOS
Comedian Web Sites

Ben Creed


Eric Lokke


Todd Justice


Flo Hernandez


Da'Mone Jones


Todd Glass

John Pinette


Grace White


Jeff Justus


Brian Wallace


Black Larry


Terry Stokes


Reannie Roads


Dan Lewis


Damon Edwards


Jody Fuller


Raven Bast


Shawn Halpin


Russ Cugno


CedMan


Damus Smith


Nurse Bob


Angela Ice


Laura Cole


Tony Ybarra


Los Codie


Jason Emmert


Nesto


Scott Allen


Dag Austin


Ben Creed


Jovelyn Richards

Comedy Organizations

Want an animated Flash Intro? - Just add $100 - Other options available!
We work with you to customize your site to match your image! Really!
The variations and options are endless...Most sites operational in hours!



Reserve Your Site Today!

A bargain if you are serious about your comedy career!

After payment is completed visit the site set-up info form.
CLICK HERE


You Will be Able to Edit Your Web Site Content
Using a Backstage Editor
CLICK HERE TO TRY IT!



We make a formidable marketing partner: We do more than host comedy domains and build pretty sites. We earn our keep! We invest in each comedy client with up to 15,000 banner ads every month. Yes, we advetise your web site in all our domains every day. We own some of the most progressive marketing tools in the entertainment industry and we use them. Our present clients include top comedians, clubs, agencies, labels and studios. We own the largest comedy network on earth with over 54 local, national and international comedy domains. This is the same network that is currently delivering 2.4 million banner ads a month. If you add our clients' comedy sites, we may eventually have a connected network of 300 or more search optimized comedy domains. I know we can help you with online marketing. We have extraordinary marketing resources.

Your New Web Site will include:

    Front Page
    Includes photo and navigation links to pop-up pages

    Pop-Up Pages Included:

    Schedule
    You will be able to edit your own schedule of upcoming events.

    Bio/Credits Page
    This is the place to put your bio and career credits.

    Photos/Media Page
    This is the place to upload photos.

    Corporate/Booking Page
    This is the place to put your booking contacts.

    Products Page
    This is the place to sell your CD's or DVD's using PayPal, it's easy.

    Email Signup Page
    Fans sign up to build your comedy email list in a database format

    Backstage Editor Page
    The page you use to edit content, upload photos, media, track traffic and link to our comedy database.


Web Site Updates: 1 FREE update session per month. Additional update sessions $10 per session after the 1st free session. Add site features after initial site setup ie... photo page, sponsor page, media page, etc... $10 per feature added. Complete site redesigns including graphics $300.00. Flash intro $100.00 Help and advice with editing or using your site ALWAYS FREE!
Free Critical Marketing Features
1) Your site will be hooked up to start collecting an email list of your fans.
2) Your site will be included in the WorldComedyNetwork.com database.
3) You get access to our database of clubs, comedians and entertainment media.
4) You get wholesale pricing on our products and services.
5) You will have a "Back-Office" page editor where you can update your site.
6) You can submit news releases to the ComedyNewswire.com
7) You can link to your Blog hosted with a Blog provider.
8) We advertise your site in our comedy network with banner ads continuously.
9) You are featured on TheComicList.com

Reserve Your Site Today!
A bargain if you are serious about your comedy career!
After payment is completed visit the site set-up info form.
CLICK HERE



CO-OWNED AND OPERATED BY DON LOKKE AND ERIC LOKKE - DIRECT RESPONSE SPECIALISTS SINCE 1978 -
FOR INFORMATION CALL 972-490-5167 - LOCATIONS IN DALLAS AND LOS ANGELES
COPYRIGHT 2006 DON LOKKE AND ERIC LOKKE - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
A DIVISION OF LOKKE ADVERTISING




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